brostinct 

A natural feeling or intuition without reason shared specifically amongst bros and homies.

Bro #1: Have you seen Dave? He didn’t come home last night.

Bro #2: No, my brostinct tells me he got laid.

brostinct by TheRealOG15 December 10, 2022

brOSINT 

Like Broscience except the subject is wars. OSINT stands for open source intelligence.

Word of mouth knowledge passed off as fact, primarily among call of duty players who are watching the Ukraine war on Twitter with CNN on mute in the backround. Generally spouted by English speakers with no war or analysis experience of any kind. They sperg out on little details on maps that are being passed around social media. The conclusion is, Russia is always losing.

CNN said that the ghost of Kiev shot down 40 Russian planes. The brOSINT on Twitter estimated the number to be 34 planes. (the ghost of Kiev doesn't exist)

brOSINT by FSO900 May 7, 2022

Brostitute 

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

BROstraction

A distraction either caused by a bro or done to mock a bro.

Occasionally used in beer pong when one team needs to distract the other team

Dude we're getting killed at bp here, we really need a brostraction right about now.

I'm getting really brostracted by the gayness of that bro over there

BROstraction by whitesnake3 February 17, 2010

Brostitute 

A friend for hire.

Guy is a brostitute.

Brostitute by CELLWORM August 29, 2011

brostitute 

A freind who says "I'll be your best freind if..." alot. He is bassically selling his freindship for money.

Garrett: I'll be your best freind if you buy me lunch today.
Brandon: You sir, are a brostitute.

brostitute by TTT of Your Face February 9, 2010

Brostitute 

When a bro is easily taken control of by a simple wad of cash, usually for a sexual thing but there are exceptions...

Tim: Bro help me out I didn't study for the biology midterm and you already took it!

Bob: I dont know.....

Tim: waves a wad of 1's

Bob: 1) a, 2) d, 3) c, etc..

Joe: What a Brostitute.

Brostitute by SexyDescriber October 13, 2011