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brosserie

wearing under armour shirts under all of your shirts in order to keep your man boobs in place.

the bro version of a man bra.
Eric's boobs were so big the he had to wear his brosserie when he went to the club to keep his massive pec's in place.
by bro's before hoes woooooo!!!!! February 22, 2011
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Grosseries

A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.
Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.
by Roachey15 August 24, 2009
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brossiere

n. Undergarment worn around the chest of a male, intended to provide support to male breasts.
Uncle Steve's man-boobs are larger than Aunt Sue's. He could use the support of a well-made brossiere.
by ChatteringClasses July 23, 2009
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broceries

the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.
beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.

"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."
by kenchuto May 11, 2010
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Brotisserie

This is a rare act that consists of 2 bros and 1 chick (preferably a dime piece). One of the bros is nailing the dime doggy style while the other is receiving head from said dime. Depending on the skill level of the bros and the size of the dime the bros then rotate the dime around like a chicken rotisserie. To complete the brotisserie the bros must chug a natty whilst high-fiving over the dime.
Hey bro remember when we talked that dime into a brotisserie? That was chill.
by <SWAG> March 14, 2011
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browserist

n.

1. The belief that web browsers account for differences in websites or web applications in all of their ability and that a particular web browser is superior to others.

2. Discrimination or prejudice based on web browser.
"I hate FireFox!"
"Nigga, don't be browserist"
by -MIKE-T April 10, 2007
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Brotisserie style

It is when two or more bros insert their penises into the mouth and ass of a girl and slowly spin her.
" Hey man let's turn that chick Brotisserie style."
by Chicken Milk October 28, 2013
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