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A fellow homie that is no longer a Broski and has now been ranked up to a Broskr.
Kris: Yo, what's poppin Broskr?
Nick: Nothing much Broskr.
Kris: Alright catch ya later Broskr.
Broskr by BroskrKris May 31, 2017

Broskiana Jones 

Noun - A friend/brother that likes going on bad ass adventures. Whether it be Searching for The Lost Ark, Cup of Christ or The Temple of Doom.

Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones
Philip: Hey there Broskiana Jones, hows it going? Have you found the Lost Ark yet?
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!

Brostratu 

People who take the TV show vikings too seriously.

Weak minded sheep following a trend insulting true followers of the asatru path and giving them a bad name with their garbage and TV drama brought to life.

Making claims to hold to virtues and creeds without following thru truly.
So tired of the brostratu on the interest giving good heathens a bad name.
Brostratu by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Brostradamus 

A bro of such incredible wisdom that he can see into the future.
Jeremy: Dude, Arthur told me that this chick was gonna ask me out and she totally did it!
Brent: Yeah, he's a real brostradamus.

brosurance

Selling the boning that is Obamacare to 20-somethings by packaging it as hip, slick and cool--like, sign up cuz it's something your bros would do, man!
Dude! Obamacare is, like, really cool and you should, like, totally sign up for it since it means you get free, like, everything... and that means you get to keep more money for beer and doing other bro-like things, man!! All the Bros are doing it, man!! Dude, it's not just, like, health insurance, man--it's Brosurance!! I mean, the gubment knows what they're doing, man!!
brosurance by TinglesShabaz October 31, 2013

brostradamus 

A "bro" who works as a pharmacist and predicts the future quite often.
"...damn brostradamus, how'd you know I'd get in the car crash?"
"I don't know. Have some vicodin."
brostradamus by Quizzledorf May 11, 2008