broset

Like the closet but just your bros know

Noone cares about Chads sexuality ,hes in the broset

by LittyLeftTiddy November 19, 2021

Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.

Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)

by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

Brometheus

A friend who allows you to borrow a lighter. Named after the Greek god who gave fire to humans.

Francis: Hey bros, anyone got a lighter? I'm tryna spark this doobie.
Chad: Yeah bro I got you.
Francis: Thanks Brometheus.

by YouHaveToCallMeDragon July 7, 2012

brosesh

a deep conversation (or heart to heart) where two or more individuals divulge secrets or life stories that are not known by many others. The heart to hears usually happen between, but are not limited to, two or more guys. The end result of these conversations is usually a newly formed bond, hysterical sobbing, a new outlook on life, or a homosexual relationship.

"hey, wanna brosesh tonight?" "yea man, i'll bring the tissues"

by bhuggers May 11, 2010

Brosephine

A Josephine that is temporarily in the bro-zone, or has undergone a state of brosification.

This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.

A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.

whoa! who laid out all these chiggen wings and jaeger bombs for everyone?

oh dude, that was Brosephine

by schwangalang October 4, 2016

brœthers

A group of straight heterosexual males who are gay only for each other

I thought my new boyfriend was normal, but them I caught him cheating on me with his brœthers!

by FrostyTheBlowMan April 20, 2021

Brodette

A chill girl that you can do anything with and relate to. Drama free, low maintenance, all around awesome girl.

"Victoria, you're damn chill, I appreciate you brodette".

by dkwondo April 11, 2011