Bromyard is basically a fucking shit hole. People tend to call each other inbread becuase they are all related some how. The gang is known as HR7, pretty shit really
When one uses Patron Silver, ice and the juices of lemon, lime and sometimes orange or citrus of every kind for a cocktail with no hangover and no sugar.
I need to bromulate tonight in order to have a good time and not be hungovertomorrow. I think I’ll order a bromulation.
Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom.
(Nota bene: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a nine or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.)
When the male is missionary position and the female counterpart nibbles on the male's chest acne until she has a mouthful of the white excrement, then proceeds to use her gag reflex to project the secreted pus on the males face and chest.
I heard Kristen gave him the Brousard Bukkake that night. Hopefully he didn't get too many scars on his chest.