Bromyard is basically a fucking shit hole. People tend to call each other inbread becuase they are all related some how. The gang is known as HR7, pretty shit really
When one uses Patron Silver, ice and the juices of lemon, lime and sometimes orange or citrus of every kind for a cocktail with no hangover and no sugar.
I need to bromulate tonight in order to have a good time and not be hungover tomorrow. I think I’ll order a bromulation.
Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom.
(Nota bene: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a nine or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.)
When the male is missionary position and the female counterpart nibbles on the male's chest acne until she has a mouthful of the white excrement, then proceeds to use her gag reflex to project the secreted pus on the males face and chest.
I heard Kristen gave him the Brousard Bukkake that night. Hopefully he didn't get too many scars on his chest.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.