An acquaintance who tries too hard to become one of the "bro's" and constantly refers to himself being in the wolf-pack when he clearly isn't.
It can also refer to that guy who constantly ends sentences with "bro".
Acquaintance: Howz it goin? Bro! Pal! Heard you were at that party last night, decennnt. I was gonna go but I got so drunk with a sh*t-ton of girls and couldn't make it because my car had a flat tire from having too many girls in the backseat. So I stayed home and Fb'ed.
You: Brohard.
Acquaintance: What? Bro. You down to slam a 2'1 of palm bay with the buds!?
You: .......
When the male is missionary position and the female counterpart nibbles on the male's chest acne until she has a mouthful of the white excrement, then proceeds to use her gag reflex to project the secreted pus on the males face and chest.
I heard Kristen gave him the Brousard Bukkake that night. Hopefully he didn'tget too many scars on his chest.
Brohard is a type of blowhard who works in a white collar job, typically in IT, consulting or in the financial sector, and talks endlessly about how much he knows. They are often found mansplaining to others, touting their achievements, belittling the ideas of others, or assuming they know things that they don't. Nobody has ideas that are better than a brohard's. They rely completely on arrogance and poor instincts, but they succeed through their relentless self-promotion.
That guy is such a brohard.
The brohard is at it again.
Things were going well during the meeting until the brohards showed up.
That brohard would not show up.
Did you hear that brohard?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'