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brooklyn 99 depression

Brooklyn 99 depression is a complete sadness you feel when you have just finished Brooklyn 99. This type of sadness lingers for a few months and you never truly get over it. Brooklyn 99 depression (aka b9d) is very common in watchers of the series and once you have it - there is no going back. You will cry in your room for hours and nothing will ever make you happy again.
super fan:

i am so depressed, nothing is making me happy ever since i finished brooklyn 99

another person who has finished brooklyn 99:
Oh man! you definitely have brooklyn 99 depression

brooklyn 99 

A great show starring Andy Samberg and Terry Crews. You can watch this for days and not get bored. They also have great jokes.
Jerry: Hey Carl, Imma watch Brooklyn 99.
Carl: Dam Jerry dat show gud.
brooklyn 99 by Phantom1457 August 28, 2019

Brooklyn 99 

Brooklyn 99 is a tv show that u can find on Netflix it's about cops (New.York.Police.Department)
Dad:what are u watching

Me:Brooklyn 99
Dad:Boring
Me: you haven't even seen it -shows it to him -

Dad-addicted after 5 line-up
Brooklyn 99 by 🌎🌎🌎 August 15, 2021

brooklyn 99 

Brooklyn 99 is a tv show you can find on Netflix but was created by abc it is a cop show.
Hey Jake are you watching brooklyn 99 yes I am.
brooklyn 99 by Dandanielveldono September 5, 2020

Brooklyn 99 

The god of tv shows.
Now, we will allow 2 minutes of prayer to our lord, Brooklyn 99.
Brooklyn 99 by the_fallen_angel August 23, 2023

Brooklyn 99 

A Brooklyn 99 (pronounced Ninety-Nine) is the practice of inserting a Cadbury’s flake chocolate bar into your japs eye and then eating it whilst it’s still in embedded in your penis.
“I heard Graeme put his back out when he tried a Brooklyn 99.”
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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