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a total brat lies to much and is not affraid to steal your man. she dose whatever she wants when she wants and she is as slutty as can be she is also most of the time a brown haired bitch that will screw you over
Girl1 hey who is that girl stealing?
Girl2 oh thats just the local bitch Broklyn
broklyn by DEPPRESEDPAnda February 29, 2020
a clever smart guy , who's nearly impossible to beat in Video Games . This word also means guy with a big dick

You better don't mess with him
Alex hasn't a broklyn . He has a very little dick .

or

Melvin has a broklyn
Broklyn by realtalker17 December 30, 2016

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

A sitcom about cops in the 99th precinct part of the NYPD who find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans. AKA my life
Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine sir, catch bad guys and look good doing it! (quote from Brooklyn Nine-Nine s1e1)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best show ever created. I would definitely recommend that you bless your eyes with this show. It's "cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt" in the words of Jake Peralta.
Person 1: Hey friend!
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine

brooklyn 99 depression

Brooklyn 99 depression is a complete sadness you feel when you have just finished Brooklyn 99. This type of sadness lingers for a few months and you never truly get over it. Brooklyn 99 depression (aka b9d) is very common in watchers of the series and once you have it - there is no going back. You will cry in your room for hours and nothing will ever make you happy again.
super fan:

i am so depressed, nothing is making me happy ever since i finished brooklyn 99

another person who has finished brooklyn 99:
Oh man! you definitely have brooklyn 99 depression