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brohesive

the equivalent of "bro" or "dude"
Brohesive, you really didn't just post that
by Shayyy222 September 22, 2017
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BroHive

When a White Heterosexual Affluent Male, or WHAM, feels threatened by non-WHAM, particularly in politics or pop culture, he will make obnoxious ad hominem attacks. But because the WHAM typically does not possess much intellect OR self-confidence, he'll enlist the help of other online bullies to swarm his victim: hence, BroHive.

Despite connotations, a responding member of BroHive needn't identify as male -- maintaining Patriarchy has often attracted females like Phyllis Schlaffly, that Jameela Jamil calls "Double Agents."

Similarly, while many associate "Bros" with Bernie Sanders, "BernieBros" is to "Bros" as "Square" is to "Rectangle." Often, BroHive will activate any time you mention, for instance, the Second Amendment. There is seldom an attempt to make any serious point; the swarm will merely make ridiculous Strawman Fallacies.

The point of BroHive is not to change hearts or minds, merely to harass people into silence. They will even do this to people who are ACTIVELY working on the causes that BroHive profiles CLAIM to support, if the victim doesn't support the cause EXACTLY the way the BroHive want. Furthermore, when victims of BroHive defend themselves, the root narcissism of BroHive will make them believe that they, the perpetrators, are actually the victims, at which point they feel justified in doxxing their victims, photoshopping their victims into offensive and often violent memes, etc.
"All I did was point out that Susan Sarandon, a wealthy and privileged white woman, was making some incredibly offensive statements about the Working Class taking a day off before resuming the fight against the GOP, and the BroHive swarmed on me like a field of statice."
by the modhatter January 24, 2022
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brodusive

Instigating or encouraging the act of bro-ing or being a bro. Often times referring to activities involving many bros.
Dude, this party is seriously brodusive, lets put some dave on
by Dorfan May 15, 2007
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broheiser

A blend of the slang word "broheim" and the common fills you up and never lets you down popular beer "bud light".
Steve: Later dude

Jimmy: Take it easy broheiser
by Vanilla Weis June 1, 2009
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brosive

You may have commonly heard the word "bro" which is actually the root word of "brosive." Meaning brother or close friend. It commonly represents a strong relationship among bros that wear their pants around their ankles and worship the company SRH.
What's up brosive!?
How's it hanging brosive?
Don't go all brosive on me.
Fuck bros.
by Ass Clappin' June 24, 2006
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Brosive

Taking bro to the next level. Someone who you like to call your brother, but is your bro. Also more catchy.
"Brosive, we HAVE TO PLAY XBOX!"
by iJon2.0 September 5, 2011
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broheimen

A kinswoman, a fellow woman or colleague; brethren; referring to a friend or a sister as such. See broheim.
As Brandon left the meeting, he turned to Shelby and said, "Thanks for all your help, broheimen."
by Goodson007 May 20, 2013
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