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Brosessive 

Represents the phenomenon where individuals become incredibly possessive of their best friends. Said individual becomes very jealous and tries to forbid their best friend from having other friends.
"Yeah, I don't know what's gotten into Kayla. She's my best friend and all, but she gets really mad when I so much as talk to someone in class. I don't know to do, she's being super brosessive."
Brosessive by ENGL1020 September 4, 2013
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brogressive 

Politically liberal or left-leaning person who routinely downplays injustices against women and other marginalized groups in favor of some cause they deem more important.
He's just a brogressive. He says he wants equality and liberation for all, but he makes rape jokes and accuses women of making false sexual assault claims all the time.
brogressive by lostgrrrls January 5, 2011

Brogressive 

Brogressive. n. A person who holds progressive viewpoints on changes that benefit themselves, and horribly regressive views on issues which do not affect them.
Person: Did you hear about the guy who got 10 years in jail for torrenting?

Brogressive: It's bullshit how hard the government is on these victimless crimes.

Person: I find it offensive how you called that kid a faggot for wearing green shoes.

Brogressive: It's just a joke, like on top gear. Calm down and quit being so hostile.
Brogressive by Jadecoloredgoggles January 9, 2012

brogressive 

A pejorative used to describe a male who agrees with some but not all of the points of someone else's particular version of feminism.
"He said that the 80% gender pay gap might not apply as readily to certain professions or certain metro areas. Obviously he wouldn't make a point of bringing that up unless he's a brogressive."
brogressive by Sam Cooksmith May 19, 2016

brogressive house 

House music for the bros and bro-hos, typically at large music festivals/carnivals. "The music that has an epic build up, and then drops into a little dinky beat"
Brogressive House: MOTHER FUCKIN ANIMALS! do dododododo do do do, do dododododo do do do,
brogressive house by subatomicrabbit December 19, 2013

Brogressive 

Typically used in reference to straight, cisgender, white, privileged men who self identify as progressive. Brogressives will likely never by affected by discrimination and often make insensitive jokes and write them off as not being true to their beliefs.

Brogressives love to talk about how wrong inequalities are but will never bother to do anything about it. In many cases brogressives are fuckboys that pay serves to their morals by discussing progressive ideas. They also live to act as if they know more about about any topic relating to politics or inequalities than anyone else in the room.
Less Brogressives are being elected as women and people of color started running for office more.
Brogressive by FuckDT June 29, 2018

brohesive 

the equivalent of "bro" or "dude"
Brohesive, you really didn't just post that
brohesive by Shayyy222 September 22, 2017