Brohemochip is when someone is the coolest bro you know. It is a bro that would do anything for you. It's is a combination of the two terms of brotato chip and brohemoth. It was a word created by God himself
A person who exhibits behaviors and tendencies normally associated with both 'Bros' and bohemians (or 'hipsters'); a person who does not consistently self-select into either of these categories; a person whose nightly reading includes both Pitchfork and Men's Health; a person whose knowledge of and emotional investment in the careers of Bruce Willis and Ingmar Bergman are equally thoroughgoing.
After exchanging artisanal cheese recipes and discussing some of the more evocative lyrics from Neutral Milk Hotel's minor works, the brohemians argued over what Michael Bay film to stream on Netflix, finally resolving the matter with a pull-up contest.
1. a friend who is down for life and has an extreme weight/height size advantage over the general population.
2. something of monumental stature in a friendship.
Mike: "have you seen how big Jake has been getting since he's been using brazilian shark testosterone??!"
Jason: "word. brohemoth's getting swole."
Sean: "just wanted to say thanks for buying me that lap-dance from that circus contortionist for my birthday the other week. on a scale of 1-10, it's brohemoth."
A Broheim (bro-haIm) Is an increasingly popular blend greeting created by the US expatriate communities in Pan-Germanic Europe and the Nordic countries. The term literally translates to mean "Bro Home", however it has taken on the connotation of a term of endearment, and effectively means "Friend" or "My Brother" in local context. It is similar in vocative terms to "mate", "pal", "buddy", "dude", "man", and "che" in various other cultures.
Franz: Salutations comrade Hans, how hangs the hammer?
Hans: The hammer hangs well Broheim
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.