brodan 

the name of the perfect couple, also referred to as "amor verdadero" in spanish. this is created when brody marries jordan. brodan is very canon and supported by all. when they commit peepeepoopoo many lolis come out. they often attempt to hide their love for each other, as it is simply too strong. may contain: incest

person 1: did you see brodan today?

person 2: yes they were so cute together in their matching twinkle toes!

brodan by youknowwho42069 March 8, 2021

brodan 

he is a gorgeous and hot species of male. Tall, muscular and sporty, he gets all the babes and sometimes men. he is always looking his best and always looking as hot as the sun. Often goes by the name Jeremiah.

Girl 1: Did you see Brodan today?
Girl 2: Yesssssss!

Girl 1: Sexy as usual.
Girl 2: He looked delicious.

brodan by Mia Plunket November 22, 2016

Brodan 

brodan is a man who can’t control himself, including the bedroom and the hot tub. Brodans go to game is spin the bottle. if he doesn’t play spin the bottle he can’t help himself and wait until they sleep. His phone ends up in the strangest places so his hands accidentally go there but he can’t help it. Brodan is not a very good liar and got caught by the girls after lying. he felt ill the day he went school bc of his “drinking” the night before but we all know it was something else

uno that brodan?
ye the one that plays spin the bottle?
he wasn’t able to last night so he just waited until it was bed time

Brodan by Samuel Fisherman July 20, 2021

Brodan 

To Brodan something is to mess it up / Do a bad job

A: What on earth have you done to that cake you were baking

B: I've completely Brodan'd it

A: Ok try again but don't make a brodan out of this one because we're running out of flour

Brodan by p-doggy-dogg July 12, 2023

brojangles 

On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.

-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"

brojangles by TheDannyG March 30, 2023

brodah 

A bro.
Hippies. Jamacians. These people say it.

Yo brodah man!
Wassup brodahh

brodah by ChromaticCynthia September 26, 2013

Brodened 

When you go to make a bargain online purchase only to realise that no stock is available because one individual purchased all the stock to sell elswhere for a profit.

Oh man.There is no stock left to purchase. I have just been Brodened dude!!

Brodened by ozbargain lover March 14, 2011