brocou

Hipster word for broccoli

I overheard Mr Manbun ordering a bowl of chips with a side of brocou at Albert & CO

by Agriculturalman September 28, 2017

Évelyne Brochu

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.

~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.

by puppysestra August 15, 2014

brocolini

The term broccolini is used to describe anyone who, through their opinions, have become the natural enemy of the Boy Cunt Crew. A brocolini is young and confident and does not hold back when expressing their feelings on any subject, which of course is why their are the natural prey of the Boy Cunt Crew

Did you hear them express their opinions? Yeah, what a brocolini!

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 11, 2019

Bronoun

Words used by bros to replace standard noun forms. Such as "Bro", "Dude", "Man", "Guy", and occasionally "Cuz".

"Bro, try this PJ"
"Bro, I love you Man"
"Dude was all over that shit"
"Guy, want some food Bro?"

All of these are Bronouns.

by Maticores January 13, 2009

Brocon

Is the same as "brother complex", a adjective used in japan to determine a girl that likes her brother.

You're in love with your brother? You are a Brocon!

by Tojara Dark November 13, 2009

brocom

A movie comedy that men are more likely to find funny than women are.

Hangover was like the best brocom ever, dude. Mike Tyson in your Vegas hotel room? Classic!

by wordguy2 March 6, 2010

Broconut

This is the type of friendship that is formed between two bros. One bro must be Hispanic and the other Caucasian. This is a special friendship of brown and white, similar to that of a coconut, to make the world a better place.

Brooke: "You and Jeff have a special type of bromance going on don't you?"

Adrian: "We have something better, Jeff is my broconut ! "

Jeff: "I'm confused, but I like it!"

by UNC Alpha Bro June 12, 2013