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brocomise 

When two bros make up after being mad at each other for 2 seconds.
Yo Jeremy and Tyrone made a brocomise in like record time.
brocomise by SAHHHHHDUDE June 14, 2022
Words you can keep
A combination of the four following words: besties, bros, homies, and roomies. A term that can be used to refer to a person who is both your best friend and roommate. Not limited to the male gender, for two females can also be bros. Spending a ridiculous amount of time together and having a substantial amount of secrets and inside jokes is a must. Often viewed as an inseparable pair by others, rather than as individuals.
Mary and Tanya are more than just best friends. They're broomies.
broomie by tacoke December 21, 2013
Essentially a promise you make to a bro. One that you can never break. ever. Stronger than a promise.
"I bromise you that i will never sleep with your girlfriend. ever"
bromise by eSKape March 13, 2009

bromiserate 

To commiserate, or express pity or sympathy, between bros. Most commonly used to refer to the period after a breakup.
-"Is Jeff alright?"
-"He's taking it pretty hard, but I went over to bromiserate over a few drinks last night. I think it helped."
bromiserate by PhilipTheSnowman November 25, 2009
(n) /broo'-mee/ A compound word consisting of "roomie" and "broom closet", to be used to describe someone who lives in your closet -- perhaps converted to have the appearance of a small extra bedroom.
Since Brian moved to that small apartment in Brooklyn, he's already gone through three broomies.
broomie by zeygood July 16, 2009

Broomsexual 

Wanting to fuck brooms.
Hey im broomsexual, gonna go shove a broom up my ass now.

broccolisexual 

When the thought of someone penetrating you with a slightly uncooked broccoli makes you sexualy aroused or you're amused by the thought.
''Guys! i think I am broccolisexual... ;-; ''
''Are you sure? That's not normal~''

''Yeah, Sarah was cooking broccoli and I got a boner over the thought of them'';-;
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