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Essentially a promise you make to a bro. One that you can never break. ever. Stronger than a promise.
"I bromise you that i will never sleep with your girlfriend. ever"
by eSKape March 12, 2009
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A promise between two or more bros
Bro 1: Hey man, I call dibs on her, so don't make any moves, you bromise?
Bro 2: Dude, don't worry I won't, I bromise.
by Unbendable Shaft October 15, 2017
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Originated in the Maryland
first spoken by Jack attack's little brother

SN1: please explain the bromise so i could sleep at night
SN2: bromise just means promise.. except that u really promise
I bromise I'll give you the money tommorow, cuz im cool like that
by D-Ron November 08, 2004
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A sacred unbreakable promise made between two bro's. Now this can be between to blood brothers or between brothers from other mothers.
Patrick, you better bromise me to quit tokin up soon bro
by Puff(4)Puff(2)Pass(0) February 22, 2010
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