brockolivo

The running for political office by any unqualified meathead/former sports player, hoping to win on his sports glory alone. Named after Brock Olivo, the unsuccessful Republican Congressional candidate for Missouri's 9th District who never voted.

Did you hear about the new guy running for Congress? He's another brockolivo.

brockolivo by MizzouDem September 4, 2009

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Broccolibomma

When broccoli is eaten by Obama and he farts so loud the guards make sure it wasn't a terrorist attack.

Jeff: man dude u ripped a broccolibomma

Harry: I know it smells like a dying cow on steroids eating a burrito

Broccolibomma by Braeden morris November 16, 2016

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brockolivo • Broccolibomma • Broccolio • Pulling a brockoli

Broccolio

Broccolio is a man named Braulio who is obsessed with broccoli usually as a result of miss spelling of said name by friends or family. This name is also said by people who have I'll will twords the Braulio in question.

Broccolio stole all the broccoli again.

Broccolio is so bad at video games.

Broccolio always bottom-frags.

Broccolio by Blomas July 6, 2022

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Pulling a brockoli

when you run away from a kiss so fast that the male/female doesn't even notice you left

The girl leaned in excitedly but soon enough realised he was pulling a brockoli

Pulling a brockoli by NALAvSIMBA March 15, 2020

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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