brockolivo

The running for political office by any unqualified meathead/former sports player, hoping to win on his sports glory alone. Named after Brock Olivo, the unsuccessful Republican Congressional candidate for Missouri's 9th District who never voted.

Did you hear about the new guy running for Congress? He's another brockolivo.

by MizzouDem September 4, 2009

Broccolibomma

When broccoli is eaten by Obama and he farts so loud the guards make sure it wasn't a terrorist attack.

Jeff: man dude u ripped a broccolibomma

Harry: I know it smells like a dying cow on steroids eating a burrito

by Braeden morris November 16, 2016

Broccolio

Broccolio is a man named Braulio who is obsessed with broccoli usually as a result of miss spelling of said name by friends or family. This name is also said by people who have I'll will twords the Braulio in question.

Broccolio stole all the broccoli again.

Broccolio is so bad at video games.

Broccolio always bottom-frags.

by Blomas July 6, 2022

Pulling a brockoli

when you run away from a kiss so fast that the male/female doesn't even notice you left

The girl leaned in excitedly but soon enough realised he was pulling a brockoli

by NALAvSIMBA March 15, 2020