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brocklund 

Brocklund is down bad, and it's not a secret. "I would love to have some fun is some boobies" - Brocklund, simply the downest baddest of the cardboard boxes. Brock the box is a cardboard box.
Wow. would you look at that, a wild brocklund in it's natural habitat, inside a cardboard box, wow. it's a box.
brocklund by BlindSamurai December 16, 2024
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Blockland 

Blockland is a lego-like building game started around early 2005. There are many cool features such as add-ons, minigames, and eventing. Many people think there is a "war" between Blockland and Roblox. That's just the idiots from Blockland and the idiots from Roblox going to the other forum and giving their games a bad name.
Blocklander-sided idiot: (goes to Roblox forums) LOL NOOBS! BL IS BETTER! (goes back to Blockland and shows other Blocklanders)
Blocklanders: Stop it. We don't want to argue with them, you're provoking more fights.
Roblox-sided idiot: I'm gonna get revenge LOL! (goes to Blockland forums) LOL NOOBS! ROBLOX IS BETTER! (goes back to Roblox and shows other Robloxians)
Robloxians: Stop it. We don't want to argue with them, you're provoking more fights.
then it goes on and on forever until nobody decides to get revenge
then someone revives the fake war
Blockland by ackfahr July 26, 2010

bjorklund 

is a name from Finland that means strong, and smart. Bjorklund is very rare in america.
That Bjorklund knows a lot, and is strong.
bjorklund by a bjorklund January 1, 2012

Blockland 

A wonderful game. Basically virtual legos. You are a small charecter and you are allowed to build things. Such as houses, or skyscrapers. Anything you can imagine.

The game only has one flaw though, its community. Full of jerks and idiots. Only about 1/4 of the Blockland community is nice. The other 3/4 is rude and problematic, these people tend to post on the forums most often.

Also, the administration team is full of big headed assholes as well. Supported by the rude community, these people hold their heads up high and tend to pick on most of the members in the game. There are only a few nice administrators. They don't usually play the game any more though.

All in all, the game is great. But most of the community and administration team is full of big headed, jerks.
Average Blockland forum conversation:

Fred: Hi Blockland community, I just joined!

Member 1: Wow dude your name sucks.

Member 2: Shut the hell up, member 1, you faggot.

Member 1: Fuck you, at least I have a life you cunt licker.

Member 3: You both are idiots. Welcome to the forum, don't be a faggot.

Fred: Good, cause I am not a faggot.

Member 1: Yes you are you fucking faggot.

Member 2: Shut the fuck up, stop with your incessant faggotry.

Member 4: What did I miss?

Member 3: Faggots.

Member 5: What's a faggot?

Member 2: You, faggot.

Administrator: You're all faggots. I am banning everyone who posted in this topic.
Blockland by Ekig March 23, 2010

Blocklander 

Gikon: i am a blocklander, i play blockland.
Blocklander by Gikon November 14, 2007

Blockland Adventure Mode 

A supposed secret un-lockable campaign mode on Blockland that really is a joke on the forums that makes people be confused what it really is.
"Joker: Dude, This weapon needs to be added to Blockland Adventure mode"
"Other guy: What's Adventure Mode?"
"Joker: Can't tell you, you need to unlock it on your own"
"Other guy: WAH! :C"

Rocklund 

Average black man with huge cock and takes shit from no one.
dude you better not fuck with rocklund he has a huge cock and takes no ones shit
Rocklund by King of rocks May 16, 2011
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