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brock dick 

a very small and thin penis, always comparable to a McDonalds French fry,I brock dick is skinny enought to fit inside a pencil sharpener.
Wow that boy has a brock dick, that thing is smaller than my finger.
brock dick by Aurt jackson January 12, 2015
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Brick Dick 

Used in New York as slang for cold as hell
Brick Dick by MszBrooklynNY January 27, 2014

brick dick ona stick 

way of saying its hella cold, like less then 20 degrees
"They mad ed if they think im walking to school in this shit its brick dick ona stick out their worda blud my guy"
brick dick ona stick by Shithéad January 25, 2019

brick dick 

1)The water tower at Eastern Michigan University. 2) The main navigation symbol for all people who have ever atteneded or been to Eastern Michigan Univerity in Ypsilanti, Michigan.
Did you here about the Brick Dick? It sprang a leak the other day and made a HUGE mess!!
brick dick by Hot Dog in the Hallway November 12, 2006

Brick dick 

Slang for the "Mechanical Engineering Engineering Mechanics" (MEEM) building at Michigan Technological University.
I have to get to the brick dick for class.
Brick dick by Ryan March 13, 2004

Brick Dick 

When an erection is so solid you can break a 2x4 or knock out your girlfriend/lover.
Person 1: Fuck dude I got the biggest hard on in 6th period today!
Person 2: Oh, sounds like someone got a Brick Dick in class!
Brick Dick by fuckyourshit274 October 11, 2014

Brick Dick 

When your cheaply-made, thin material pants make concealing your smartphone in your front pockets virtually impossible, leading others to think you have rectangular-shaped junk off hanging off to one side.
"Man, these Gap jeans are so thin, when I put my iPhone in my pocket, I get total brick dick. "
Brick Dick by puns_intended June 5, 2014
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