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When your cheaply-made, thin material pants make concealing your smartphone in your front pockets virtually impossible, leading others to think you have rectangular-shaped junk off hanging off to one side.
"Man, these Gap jeans are so thin, when I put my iPhone in my pocket, I get total brick dick. "
by puns_intended June 5, 2014
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