bro-law 

brother in law. the husband of your sister. or the brother of your wife.

yo, bro-law! you got a few hundred dollars you can let me borrow? my ass is broke again

bro-law by kasyhta December 22, 2008

Bro Law 

Any act, when done by at least two bros, must be immediately replicated in the exact same fashion by all other bros in attendance. There are no exceptions, and this act should usually be either eating a disgusting food or performing a gratuitously idiotic and/or homoerotic act.

Me and Justin just drank rotten congealed coconut milk. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: God damn it.

Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.

Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..

Bro Law by brouchebag July 10, 2010

Law Bro 

Law Bro: Inclusive of all genders, a law bro is someone who believes that the pursuit of their education (J.D.) intrinsically makes them more valuable than the other. A law bro allows the pursuit of power and money to cloud their judgment regarding non-absolutes and compromise. A law bro doesn't realize that their education isn't the only nor most important agenda. Law bros, to reduce their suffering, must learn to alleviate their egos, self-righteousness, and ideal that they are superior and embrace an ethic of care, knowledge, and mastery for mastery's sake.

Law bro, "I can't believe I got an A- in Con Law after studying for 80 hours last week. Doesn't my professor realize I'm better?"

Enlightened law bro, "shut the fuck up and stop being toxic."

Law Bro by Kid Zeeh July 3, 2023

Chick-bro-in-law 

This is one of your girlfriend or wife's sister or sisters. This relationship is one that is contextualized by using fratty language, such as referring to each other as "bro" and using the word "hella" frequently as an adjective in encounters where both parties are involved. The chick-bro-in-law makes your relationship a packaged deal.

Michael: "Hey bro you wanna hit the club up tonight?"

Joel: "No bro I'm getting hella drunk with my girl and chick-bro-in-law tonight, at this fancy restaurant. It's gonna be so bromantic."

Chick-bro-in-law by Chawwee2 January 3, 2011

bro-in-law

A girlfriend that is a future candidate as one of your bro's wife.

Bro, you have to respect my girlfriend. She's possibly your future bro-in-law!

bro-in-law by xx_KittyKat_xx December 23, 2011

Bro in law 

When your only friends with someone because your gf is their friend.

"Hey man, wanna hit the club tonight?"

"Sure, is tom coming?"

"yeah why?"

"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"

"aw that sucks"

Bro in law by Lemon Addict July 29, 2017

bro-in-law

A friend of a friend, coined from the word 'bro' and the 'in-law' suffix given to people where you have a connection reliant on another person.

Person A: Yo, Person B, I heard you have a bro-in-law with someone.
Person B: Sup Person A, I have multiple bro-in-laws.
Person A: Like who?
Person B: Person C, Person D and even Person E are all my bro-in-laws, all linked to Person F.
Person A: Kick-ass.

bro-in-law by Shrimpctionary May 11, 2025