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bro-dick 

A term for when a person lands a shit job they dont want to do, they do everything in their power to convince their superiors to hand that job over to a colleage he or she does not like.
Mechanic 1-man, I got stuck with taking an engine out of this car. This is going to cost money out of my paycheck.
Mechanic2- instead of doing it, why dont you bro-dick it to the new guy nobody likes
bro-dick by Dickhead92 December 20, 2019
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Bro dick fetish

When one heterosexual guy talks about his heterosexual friend's penis so much that it borderlines becoming an obsession.
I know Brandon is hung, but Joey wont stop talking about his dick. He totally has a bro dick fetish.

Are You Pulling My Dick Bro?

the use of this derives from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" where Danny Devito get's told if he's be treated for chicken pox. he then says "are you pulling my dick bro?"
Dude: "it looks like you got aids from some black hookers in Africa. you need to be on pills for the rest of your life" Dude 1: "are you pulling my dick bro?"

National Dick Day Bro 

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.

National send a dick pick to your bro year. 

2025 is a national year of Send your dick pic to your bro year. He can only ask you that 5 times this year. If you fail to send him the pic, then he can expose you.
National send a dick pick to your bro year.

bro dicking 

When your boy sleeps with your girlfriend. but you forgive him anyways. Because she wasn't the right one.
Man you got to stop bro dicking. It's not healthy for our friendship bro.
bro dicking by Wirthman86 March 4, 2018
The odor of overconfidence, condescension, North Face, business degrees, and urine commonly associated with bros, tools and douchebags.
I was walking down Clark in Wrigleyville when I had to close my eyes because I was getting sick of looking at the trixies and tools. After a few minutes I reoriented myself as being outside of John Barleycorn due to the unmistakable scent of brodick that wafted over me.
brodick by chipotlehero February 1, 2009
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