bro j 

Oral sex from one of your guy friends in a totally-not-gay way

Guy 1: Yo that dude is sucking your dick! You guys are so fucking gay!
Guy 2: No man, it's cool. it's just a bro j.

bro j by CFR21b8 August 24, 2008

Bro-J 

A word to describe intense physical bonding between two males. Bro-Jays can only occur between two males, such an act of unbridled passion could not possible take place with a woman (They just don't understand). A Bro-J is often associated with words like Bromosexual, Bromotional, Brohan Sebastian Bach, and Brohemian Rhapsody.

After a very strenuous and physical activity, some bromosexuals may like to release some stress by getting a nice Bro-J from a fellow Bronamith.

Bro-J by David Browie September 15, 2009

Bro J. Simpson 

Noun. That best friend of yours that always gets blamed for things he probably did, yet still gets away with them.

Chad: Dude, did you hear Mike got caught pulling a double decker last week?
Brandon: No way, seriously?
Chad: Yeah, but he def totes got away with it, brah. We got Bro J. Simpson over here...

Bro J. Simpson by The Makeout Bandit October 25, 2011

Bro J Simpson 

A "bro" that beats his wife or girlfriend.

That guy is a bro j Simpson so don't date him

Bro J Simpson by NickieHansen February 4, 2010

bro j simpson 

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

bro j simpson by Fuskers November 16, 2006

J-J-BRO

A word used when one is departing a place or situation. The phrase is an acronym for Jet, Jam, Bounce, and Roll Out.

Man, this party sucks... lets J-J-BRO!

J-J-BRO by Erin Baker April 2, 2007

j bro 

A derogatory term used to describe:

(1) A spurious bro who tries to fit in with genuine bros, but fails

(2) A poser, wannabe or social climber, often marked by overconfidence

Sometimes used by Anglo-Americans to express ethnic distaste or xenophobia, especially toward Italians, Jews, Eastern Europeans and even Irish

Also slang for jabroni

Bro 1: "Look at that j bro over there, what a wop! Who let him in?"
Bro 2: "I wish I knew. What kind of bro rocks an untucked black button down? And hair gel?!"
Bro 1: "A j bro, obviously. And chinstrap sideburns, to boot!"

j bro by The Brocrastinator December 10, 2009