bro j

Oral sex from one of your guy friends in a totally-not-gay way

Guy 1: Yo that dude is sucking your dick! You guys are so fucking gay!
Guy 2: No man, it's cool. it's just a bro j.

by CFR21b8 August 24, 2008

Bro-J

A word to describe intense physical bonding between two males. Bro-Jays can only occur between two males, such an act of unbridled passion could not possible take place with a woman (They just don't understand). A Bro-J is often associated with words like Bromosexual, Bromotional, Brohan Sebastian Bach, and Brohemian Rhapsody.

After a very strenuous and physical activity, some bromosexuals may like to release some stress by getting a nice Bro-J from a fellow Bronamith.

by David Browie September 15, 2009

Bro J. Simpson

Noun. That best friend of yours that always gets blamed for things he probably did, yet still gets away with them.

Chad: Dude, did you hear Mike got caught pulling a double decker last week?
Brandon: No way, seriously?
Chad: Yeah, but he def totes got away with it, brah. We got Bro J. Simpson over here...

by The Makeout Bandit October 25, 2011

Bro J Simpson

A "bro" that beats his wife or girlfriend.

That guy is a bro j Simpson so don't date him

by NickieHansen February 4, 2010

bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

by Fuskers November 16, 2006

J-J-BRO

A word used when one is departing a place or situation. The phrase is an acronym for Jet, Jam, Bounce, and Roll Out.

Man, this party sucks... lets J-J-BRO!

by Erin Baker April 2, 2007

j bro

A derogatory term used to describe:

(1) A spurious bro who tries to fit in with genuine bros, but fails

(2) A poser, wannabe or social climber, often marked by overconfidence

Sometimes used by Anglo-Americans to express ethnic distaste or xenophobia, especially toward Italians, Jews, Eastern Europeans and even Irish

Also slang for jabroni

Bro 1: "Look at that j bro over there, what a wop! Who let him in?"
Bro 2: "I wish I knew. What kind of bro rocks an untucked black button down? And hair gel?!"
Bro 1: "A j bro, obviously. And chinstrap sideburns, to boot!"

by The Brocrastinator December 10, 2009