britiño

best human alive

x: whos britiño?

Ray: you dont know?! shes the best human alive! the best of the best<3

by rayiscool September 17, 2021

Britiot

Noun: Simon Cowell

Etymology: Originally a portmanteau of "British" and "idiot" it has come to mean anyone who happens to be Simon Cowell, host of X Factor. Initially the concept was to create a word that could be used generically to denote any British person who migrated to the United States specifically for the purpose of denigrating people publicly on national television despite not having a shred of even their most pathetic talents, but ultimately the realization was that only Simon Cowell met these strict requirements and, basically, he deserves his own word.

Trivia: Piers Morgan was also originally on the "short-list" for this distinction, but was removed after showing subtle hints of self awareness and (even more subtle) humility on Donald Trump's "The Celebrity Apprentice." Morgan is nonetheless under casual observation. He seems like a nice guy, though.

TV Watcher #1: Did you see Simon Cowell on X Factor last night? What a prick.
TV Watcher #2: Yeah, it's all about his glorification. What a chode. He's a Britiot.
TV Watcher #1: Actually, he is the only Britiot on record. If Piers Morgan starts up again I'll let you know, but I read an article that said he was actually a really nice guy.

by dilbrent October 20, 2011

Britiny

Different from the other Brittany, Britney, Britany, Brittney, and any other false variants from true purity, that is Britiny. She's an amazing friend who will sacrifice everything she has to make others happy. She hates her name because it contains the reputation of everything she's not. Thanks to such people as the "Common Britany's, Britney's, etc." You know what I'm talking about. The fat, bitchy, always moody ones that you just wanna say "get the fuck out of my sight you piece of filth." Yeah, those ones. Well Britiny is an extraordinarily unique name because of the few who carry it. They understand it's burden and try so hard to be the best person that they can be. Never thinking of just themselves or for their own personal gain. Most Britiny's tend to have a short temper, and must ALWAYS be right. They love to win, hate to lose. Hate fights, in the end, though know what must be done to fix things. Britiny's tend to also love and care for families, pets, friends. Britiny's make great relationship partners and lovers. They will stick with you until the end. Britiny's like to be optimistic and positive about things,, always thinking about the good out of the bad. They will help you when you're sad, or devastated. But could never, purposely, do harm, because of their timid, yet helpful nature =). Britiny's hair colour is normally red, brown or black. Never blonde, god forbid -.-

You're the best, Britiny!! =D

by xCherishx June 23, 2011

britiney

someone who's crazy great to be around she always does her best is smart and pretty has many friends and she always tries to do the right thing

britiney's are special/ there names are unique if spelt this way

by kit-kat May 6, 2012

Britainophile

One who is not British(from birth in Great Britain, not necessarily of British descent) that is obsessed with all forms of media and culture from Great Britain, despite having no connection to the country itself. These people are typically American, but can be from anywhere. They will usually be seen watching shows like Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, etc, and will often attempt to use British idioms, fake a British accent, and pretend to know about British culture. British equivalent to Weaboo and Westaboo.

I know this one Britainophile that's obsessed with Doctor Who and often pretends to go traveling through time and space in that grimy phone booth he calls a Tardis.

by Noushbag July 2, 2015

britini

To describe a woman who is simply breathtakingly beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. 7 billion smiles in this world and hers is my favorite. She is my dream, my passion, the love of my life. There comes a time in ones life when you meet someone and all you want to do is make them smile for the rest of your life. She is my someone.

So I'm walkin' down the block, think about that girl Britini
Knowin' that I'm goin' to the club to get tipsy
If I step out of line, would she soon forget me
I don't know I'm dazed and confused like a hippie

by JamesWells June 18, 2017

Britiot

British idiot.

Why does he have such a strange accent?

Oh, he's a britiot

by humaninteractionisveryboring March 23, 2020