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Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

P-Phat: What are you doing tonight?

MOCO: I'm Putting My Brisket in Her Basket!

P-Phat: Yeah yeah!!!

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

To place a portion of beef, typically from the brisket section of the cow, in the basket of a female customer at a grocery store.
"Excuse me, you work in the meat department? Could you please put your pork chops in my cart?"
"Sorry, ma'am, I'm putting my brisket in her basket. You'll have to wait."

Minge Bisket 

crusty gathering of man joy solidified in the female mud flaps to produce a solid bisket like snack
Pam's minge, a bucket in its own right..a cookie jar if you will for her Minge Biskets!

Pams minge was a snack filled delight for sally when she returned from work....Minge Biskets!

Mary gave her Minge Biskets to a hobo she met on the street!

Alain enjoys a Minge Bisket of to after his dinner at grannies house...
Minge Bisket by Matt Davies February 25, 2004

Tit Bisket 

A person, usually male, who has started to go though puberty, who tries to act tough and sexual to the opposite sex
Guy: My brother is being a tit bisket, he's even thried hitting on my girlfriend

Girl: I remember when i was 13 I was a tit bisket because my breats started to form.

Noob Bisket 

After you pwnt a noob, you then quickly T-Bag them and leave flour or exspelled fluids across there chest, then you bake them or gernade them leaving them at a nice not burnt but crispy bisket.
Damn, I gave Brandon a Noob Bisket last night!
Noob Bisket by But Socks November 19, 2006

Bisket Game 

When a group of people (males) get together and put a bisket in the middle of a room and go into different rooms and beat off till they are about to cum. Then they race to the bisket cumming all over it, the last one to cum on the bisket has to eat it.
Oh no dude, I lost the bisket game! I don't wanna eat the cum bisket!
Bisket Game by EnvyDeLaZombie September 21, 2010