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to bite someones crotch, usually just playin though.
i'm gonna bisket you!
bisket by Anonymous July 14, 2003
Slang for quallude.
Dude, Billy ate 22 biskets and his heart almost stopped.
bisket by jimbozoz February 5, 2010

Bisket Game 

When a group of people (males) get together and put a bisket in the middle of a room and go into different rooms and beat off till they are about to cum. Then they race to the bisket cumming all over it, the last one to cum on the bisket has to eat it.
Oh no dude, I lost the bisket game! I don't wanna eat the cum bisket!
Bisket Game by EnvyDeLaZombie September 21, 2010

Minge Bisket 

crusty gathering of man joy solidified in the female mud flaps to produce a solid bisket like snack
Pam's minge, a bucket in its own right..a cookie jar if you will for her Minge Biskets!

Pams minge was a snack filled delight for sally when she returned from work....Minge Biskets!

Mary gave her Minge Biskets to a hobo she met on the street!

Alain enjoys a Minge Bisket of to after his dinner at grannies house...
Minge Bisket by Matt Davies February 25, 2004

Tit Bisket 

A person, usually male, who has started to go though puberty, who tries to act tough and sexual to the opposite sex
Guy: My brother is being a tit bisket, he's even thried hitting on my girlfriend

Girl: I remember when i was 13 I was a tit bisket because my breats started to form.
Tit Bisket by theotherguyinabox March 8, 2010

Noob Bisket 

After you pwnt a noob, you then quickly T-Bag them and leave flour or exspelled fluids across there chest, then you bake them or gernade them leaving them at a nice not burnt but crispy bisket.
Damn, I gave Brandon a Noob Bisket last night!
Noob Bisket by But Socks November 19, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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