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Brinsley patch 

The patch of fine hair that often accumulates on a man's lower back that hurts when pulled.
I gotta swim with a shirt on to cover my Brinsley patch.

My Brinsley patch is starting to merge with my ass hair.
Brinsley patch by Homeless Dave March 23, 2005

Brinsley Mafia 

Christie Brinkley'd 

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."
Christie Brinkley'd by dmcc November 5, 2012
The most amazing, awesomest, coolest person you will ever meet!
WOW she just like brinley!
brinley by yelnirb October 4, 2009

Brinkley 

The name of something that’s beauty can’t be defined. Brinkley is the most whole hearted beautiful person you’ll ever meet. She’ll make your heart melt with just the sound of her voice. And don’t get me started on those eyes. She could put you in a trance you’ll never want out of. She is one of the good ones so keep her if you get the chance.
She is so pretty what’s her name?
She’s defiantly a Brinkley!
Brinkley by Simpinforpimpin April 5, 2021

brindley 

A female that is incredibly energetic and outgoing. Usually partakes in a wide range of activities and interests and is always willing to try something new. She is very sexy though is not the type to ever flaunt it. She is classy, intelligent, unique, and overall a well rounded girl. She will have you rolling on the floor in laughter within the first 5 minutes of meeting her, and it's obvious she is comfortable in her own skin. If you can land a Brindley as your girlfriend you have reached G status. Be careful though, all your bros will become craving animals when she comes around. And if you date her you will for sure be subjected to trying a billion new things you'd never go near... like contra dancing. Don't judge.
Not-as-lucky bro: "Who's that chick longboarding around campus all the time?"
Lucky bro: "Brindley. I met her at the rock wall and we're going to some random pasta place I've never heard of tonight."
Not-as-lucky bro: "Blast."
brindley by lucky bro June 22, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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