During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.
Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
A small county in the middle of butt-fuck no were, Georgia. The county looks like a bunny rabbit, and everyone is related to each other for the most part, so if your an outsider, you are a complete outsider. You don't come to Brantley, you leave Brantley.
"Yo homes, where do you live?" "Oh, I live in Brantley County." "Where?"
The most under-rated person in country music. Writes with Jason Aldean, and is responsible for most of his songs. Has an excellent voice, and almost died in a car crash on highway 129, which inspired him to write music full time. True Musical Genius. Look him Up.
Brett: Man have you heard that new Jason Aldean song "My Kinda Party"
Me: Yeah, too bad Brantley Gilbert wrote and preformed that song in 2007. As Well as Dirt Road Anthem. Aldean is still very respectable though.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.