bransley
bransley by RolfGodOfMen April 8, 2019
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barnsley kiss
barnsley kiss by Nk Elite June 11, 2006
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Barnsley blow job
During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.
Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
Barnsley blow job by bromp May 10, 2008
barnsley kiss
barnsley kiss by sheridanjade October 6, 2008
Brantley County
A small county in the middle of butt-fuck no were, Georgia. The county looks like a bunny rabbit, and everyone is related to each other for the most part, so if your an outsider, you are a complete outsider. You don't come to Brantley, you leave Brantley.
Brantley County by Samoo21 December 13, 2018
Going to Barnsley
Taking ones other half up the backdoor.
Well practiced sexual pastime of the inhabitants of the infamous South Yorkshire shithole.
Men from Barnsley have had their lasses up the shitter more times than you've had hot dinners.
Well practiced sexual pastime of the inhabitants of the infamous South Yorkshire shithole.
Men from Barnsley have had their lasses up the shitter more times than you've had hot dinners.
Our lass has the painters in, so tonight we're Going to Barnsley
My new girlfriend has a minge like a clowns pocket so we’re only ever Going to Barnsley
My new girlfriend has a minge like a clowns pocket so we’re only ever Going to Barnsley
Going to Barnsley by Dave Schloosh January 8, 2009
Brantley Gilbert
The most under-rated person in country music. Writes with Jason Aldean, and is responsible for most of his songs. Has an excellent voice, and almost died in a car crash on highway 129, which inspired him to write music full time. True Musical Genius. Look him Up.
Brett: Man have you heard that new Jason Aldean song "My Kinda Party"
Me: Yeah, too bad Brantley Gilbert wrote and preformed that song in 2007. As Well as Dirt Road Anthem. Aldean is still very respectable though.
Me: Yeah, too bad Brantley Gilbert wrote and preformed that song in 2007. As Well as Dirt Road Anthem. Aldean is still very respectable though.
Brantley Gilbert by jAk3333. February 28, 2011
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