to drink beer, or any type of alcohol, on one's roof. A basic combination of the root word brew, which is synonymous with beer, and roof. An incorrect spelling would be broofing.
To storesemen sucked out of an anus in a recepticle for drinking at a later date
"darling I did not swallow or pass it to your mouth as i prefer it the next day, after it has begun to mature. The felch brewing process ands some real zing to your man milk"
Unproven famous felch brewers. Stanley Unwin, Danny Kaye and Felicity Kendal
Brewing Deuces - is the action of sitting around and waiting until you are ready to take a dump. Once the appropriate "brew" time has been reached you can go drop your deuce.
After a late night jaunt to Taco Bell the group began brewing deuces while playing video games in hopes they would not all need the bathroom at the same time.
A man who's believed to have a massive cock but actually has a small packer
"Did you see Breefing's cock? I was told it was HUGE"
"No man I've seen it and it actually is as big as an arrow, I expected more like a Bonzo staff size"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.