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brettney 

An ordinary guy with a the biggest dick. He loves his girlfriend but not as much as he loves his best friends Gabe, and Hunter Thaxton
Fuck Brettney
brettney by Doodle_Bob September 21, 2022
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Brentney 

Intelligence for starters. She's not just smart, she's gorgeous and very outgoing. When she's around everyone will have a great time. People envy her. She's also a very hard worker and works for everything she has or wants.
Id love to be like Brentney with all her glory.
Brentney by GisforGorgeous December 20, 2016

Brittney 

Brittney.. a girl who is often underestimated, they are extremely beautiful with or without make-up, they have the most unique personality that no other girl in the world has, they are funny, fun to be around,and cute,they dont really like hugs and people staring at there awsome body, once you talk to them.. instantly you will not want to stop talking to her even if they have to go
Guy: Who's that??!
Guy 2: Dude how do you not know brittney shes the best
Brittney by Tayloringallday December 9, 2012

brettneck 

A person that comes from a upper class family that not only chooses, but actually fits in a rural redneck community. He can be found at the biggest dive bar around smoking cigarettes and drinking PBR. Facebook Brett McBride, Chicago, IL for the definitive example of a "brettneck"
That guy is a complete brettneck. His dad has a yacht in Miami.
brettneck by Zwalter November 22, 2014

brittney 

Brittney's are the type of girls you'd want to be around. Most people assume they r either sluts or they want to be left alone, but really they r amazing people who r just too afraid to show everyone who they are. They have unique personalities and a great sense of humor. They can always make u smile and something as simple as texting a brittney will make u happy. All Brittney's are really pretty in one or multiple ways! often a kid at heart as well. If u have a Brittney in your life consider yourself lucky. Dont let her go, You will regret it!
Person: She's so quiet!
Person 2: well what do u expect? shes a brittney

stranger: wow she's beautiful! i'd like to hang with her!
stranger 2: I know dude! that's Brittney!
brittney by BriEsp January 20, 2013

Brittney 

A beautiful girl who can be mean at times but tries really hard to be nice and make new friends. She gets jealous real easily when she tries not to.
Oh she must be a Brittney, she's really pretty.
Brittney by Its.Me.Duh January 4, 2015

Brittney D

An ugly control freak bitch who sleeps with other men while her husband is fighting for freedom. She has a huge forehead, twisted teeth, a bitch look all around. people would rather look at a baboon backside. She steals money, has other men's babies but won't fess up to it. Hates the fact her ex husband found someone prettier than her and is madly in love. has a low self esteem and shouldn't smile....it scares people....and animals. Creates fake social networks to spy on people. Even plots with friends on how to ruin her ex husband's perfect relationship. She is narcissistic.
Ugh, what is that?! Oh it's a Brittney D! they come from the ugly tree....gross
Brittney D by chicwhowon September 4, 2012
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