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Brettley
Brettley by Baskett714 November 21, 2010
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Brentley
The most handsome guys in the world are named Brentley. Usually has beautiful brown eyes and dark skin. Known to be a great father, best friend, and husband. Hardworking, faithful, fantastic lover, and loving. Love naps and can be impatient.
Oh, and they usually have a nice ass.
Oh, and they usually have a nice ass.
Brentley by wifeofagod December 23, 2016
bretley
A beautiful girl inside and out. She is smart, patient, and very unique. She has a caring personality and is valued by everyone she encounters. She is the type of girl that you meet once and know she is somone special.
bretley by BFrancis901 December 19, 2016
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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