S break

Refers to going outside or opening the garage door, to have 1 or multiple smokes .

Hey dude open hit the button on the door so we can air out the garage after all those s breaks

by syphilis symphony May 22, 2016

National break Celeste’s toe day

November 9th is the day that if Is acceptable to break Celeste’s toe.

National Break Celeste’s Toe Day: In physics class, Jack decided he would trip Celeste and break her toe.

by JACKHEBERTBREAKSTOES November 9, 2021

break papo's back

Break a cigarette in two and smoke it. Then, make a cup of coffee or tea, take a sip, spit it back and drink it like a Moslem suicide bomber to break Starbucks and big nicotine's back.

Had enough of this Jones I'm gonna break Papo's back!

by Friar Re September 28, 2017

Schrödinger's Break

An office reception or lunch that you are expected to attend, unpaid, so that you are neither working (when you would be paid) or off work (when you can choose to not attend).

No, I won't be attending the office potluck. I'm either working or I'm not. I don't believe in Schrödinger's breaks.

by antitrump May 16, 2019

Step on a crack, break your mother's back

This is an old children's game, anyone who trod on the cracks between the paving stones was out, until only one player was left, he or she was then declared the winner.

Step on a crack, break your mother's back– Most of us know the old rhyme “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Whether the rhyme is the cause of, or a result of, this superstition is uncertain, though belief in it persists in many people today, even if subconsciously. Come to think of it, avoiding sidewalk cracks is probably a good policy for anyone who wants to avoid tripping.

by WormBrian October 25, 2009

Valentine's Day Break-up

When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.

Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"

"John broke up with me."

"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."

Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:

5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."

"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"

by BLOodyValenTINE666 February 12, 2010

Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003