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breadspread 

Anything/condiment that can be slathered upon bread.
What kind of breadspread would you like on your sandwich?
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Vegas Bedspread 

When a bed, specifically a Vegas hotel bed, is covered in cum, blood, piss, and shit after a series of strong sexual intercourse. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
The hotel room keepers walked into room 169 to find the bed covered in bodily fluids
Room keeper: What the fuck!
Other Room Keeper: yeah thats the vegas bedspread.
Vegas Bedspread by Mrbuttknuckle November 18, 2018

dirty bedspread 

(verb) A sex position in which the girl lies flat on top of the guy face up while the guy faces up as well and fucks her up the ass.
Me and my girlfriend just did the dirty bedspread and ohh did it feel goood!
dirty bedspread by Eugendre August 11, 2009

bedspread 

A dirty ol' hobag whose cooch contains as many different semen samples as a hotel bedspread
Shit, that girl went all bedspread since she started drinking tequila again.
bedspread by the page July 14, 2008

Get bread spread on 

To be flexed on by another person, either through them displaying money or showcasing an expensive item.
"I didn't expect to get bread spread on on today, but when John casually pulled out a wad of cash at lunch, or when Sarah flaunted her new designer watch, it caught me by surprise."
Get bread spread on by Gamergmaing66 November 16, 2023

BREADBREADBREADNBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD 

what i eat when sad and having the 5th existential crisis this week, and its only tuesday
mmmmmm
time to crunch on stale,,,,,, BREADBREADBREADNBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD-

BREADRBREADBREAD 

what i eat when sad and/or having an existential crisis
mmm.
time to cronch some BREADRBREADBREAD
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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