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breadloaf 

the layer of back fat that hangs over the back of a woman's bra (similar to a muffin top).
"Can you believe how nice Summer is? She made me a breadloaf for my birthday! It took her a long time to make though..."
breadloaf by Needs to Cool It September 7, 2012
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breadloaf 

To breadloaf is the act of chopping somebody up and putting them in a bag. When someone is breadloafed, it generally happens so fast that there at no point is anyone breadloafing.
Marcus was coming at me all sideways. He clearly wanted me to breadloaf him.

Keep it up and you'll get breadloafed!
breadloaf by burr803 June 18, 2013

Breadloaf 

The act of beating a person with a loaf of French bread until their nose begins to bleed.
Watch yo self, or my boy AJ Hack will breadloaf yo lil' bitch ass.
Breadloaf by Breadloafa4life February 21, 2010

BreadLoaf 

A certain male who’s name is most likely Aidan who has a tendency of listen to Carti and using and extensive vocabulary.
Mr. BreadLoaf Jordan
BreadLoaf by Cheeky snail December 27, 2021

breadloafing 

Medial displacement of breast implants is known as symmastia but also commonly referred to as breadloafing or uni-boob.
You could see her plastic surgery went bad, her breasts were breadloafing.
breadloafing by its_Ender July 4, 2009

beatloaf 

a type of meatloaf that's so fucking tasty that you feel a twinge in your pants with every bite.
Yo, last night my bitch made some beatloaf. It was so good that I plowed her right on the dining room table and then came back for seconds.
beatloaf by brutus beastcake April 20, 2011

Breadlocks 

Dreadlocks when worn by clueless white people.
Justin thought his breadlocks brought him closer to Jah, but other people just thought he really needed a shower.
Breadlocks by Mohandas Grande September 29, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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