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breadloaf 

To breadloaf is the act of chopping somebody up and putting them in a bag. When someone is breadloafed, it generally happens so fast that there at no point is anyone breadloafing.
Marcus was coming at me all sideways. He clearly wanted me to breadloaf him.

Keep it up and you'll get breadloafed!
breadloaf by burr803 June 18, 2013

Breadloaf 

The act of beating a person with a loaf of French bread until their nose begins to bleed.
Watch yo self, or my boy AJ Hack will breadloaf yo lil' bitch ass.
Breadloaf by Breadloafa4life February 21, 2010

BreadLoaf 

A certain male who’s name is most likely Aidan who has a tendency of listen to Carti and using and extensive vocabulary.
Mr. BreadLoaf Jordan
BreadLoaf by Cheeky snail December 27, 2021

breadloafing 

Medial displacement of breast implants is known as symmastia but also commonly referred to as breadloafing or uni-boob.
You could see her plastic surgery went bad, her breasts were breadloafing.
breadloafing by its_Ender July 4, 2009

beatloaf 

a type of meatloaf that's so fucking tasty that you feel a twinge in your pants with every bite.
Yo, last night my bitch made some beatloaf. It was so good that I plowed her right on the dining room table and then came back for seconds.
beatloaf by brutus beastcake April 20, 2011

Breadlocks 

Dreadlocks when worn by clueless white people.
Justin thought his breadlocks brought him closer to Jah, but other people just thought he really needed a shower.
Breadlocks by Mohandas Grande September 29, 2009
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