breadloaf

the layer of back fat that hangs over the back of a woman's bra (similar to a muffin top).

"Can you believe how nice Summer is? She made me a breadloaf for my birthday! It took her a long time to make though..."

by Needs to Cool It September 07, 2012

breadloaf

To breadloaf is the act of chopping somebody up and putting them in a bag. When someone is breadloafed, it generally happens so fast that there at no point is anyone breadloafing.

Marcus was coming at me all sideways. He clearly wanted me to breadloaf him.

Keep it up and you'll get breadloafed!

by burr803 June 18, 2013

breadloafing

Medial displacement of breast implants is known as symmastia but also commonly referred to as breadloafing or uni-boob.

You could see her plastic surgery went bad, her breasts were breadloafing.

by its_Ender July 04, 2009

Breadloaf

The act of beating a person with a loaf of French bread until their nose begins to bleed.

Watch yo self, or my boy AJ Hack will breadloaf yo lil' bitch ass.

by Breadloafa4life February 21, 2010

BreadLoaf

A certain male who’s name is most likely Aidan who has a tendency of listen to Carti and using and extensive vocabulary.

Mr. BreadLoaf Jordan

by Cheeky snail December 27, 2021