A haggered looking chick that tends to be over weight and /or chubbkins in the gut section and legs. Her legs also tend to jiggle and swagger from side to side when she waddles around.
Peter: Hey bro, how was your night last night?
Henry: Dude I was so bamboozled i hooked up with some random chick, did you get a good look at her?
Peter: BRO!!!! that chick was total beatloaf!!
Henry: Dude I was so bamboozled i hooked up with some random chick, did you get a good look at her?
Peter: BRO!!!! that chick was total beatloaf!!
by Papa John!!! September 26, 2009
Get the Beatloafmug. Yo, last night my bitch made some beatloaf. It was so good that I plowed her right on the dining room table and then came back for seconds.
by brutus beastcake April 20, 2011
Get the beatloafmug. "Hey matt, stop Beatloafing to the crowd please, they came to see a play."
"I was playing this cool sonic Roblox game but i couldn't stop jacking Beatloafing."
"I was playing this cool sonic Roblox game but i couldn't stop jacking Beatloafing."
by bloolol May 25, 2021
Get the Beatloafmug.