beatloaf

a type of meatloaf that's so fucking tasty that you feel a twinge in your pants with every bite.

Yo, last night my bitch made some beatloaf. It was so good that I plowed her right on the dining room table and then came back for seconds.

by brutus beastcake April 20, 2011

Beatloaf

A haggered looking chick that tends to be over weight and /or chubbkins in the gut section and legs. Her legs also tend to jiggle and swagger from side to side when she waddles around.

Peter: Hey bro, how was your night last night?

Henry: Dude I was so bamboozled i hooked up with some random chick, did you get a good look at her?

Peter: BRO!!!! that chick was total beatloaf!!

by Papa John!!! September 26, 2009

Beatloaf

When you masturbate and your dick looks like a Meatloaf.

"Hey matt, stop Beatloafing to the crowd please, they came to see a play."
"I was playing this cool sonic Roblox game but i couldn't stop jacking Beatloafing."

by bloolol May 25, 2021

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.

Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."

by jpg3 July 7, 2011

beetloaf

There's no surprise about what beetloaf is - it's like meatloaf made with beets. The surprise is that it's delicious!

I'll have the beetloaf sandwich on rye, please.

by hapahacker January 22, 2011

boatloafer

1) A shoe you would wear on a boat, or to look like a boat guy, like sperrys.

2) a guy who dresses like he owns a boat (usually wears a captains hat or a scarf) but doesn’t have a boat. A boat poser.

Guy 1: Dude, do you own a own a boat?

Guy 2 : I use too, but sold it

Guy 1: What a freakin boatloafer

by Cyanid3vx December 18, 2022