beatloaf
Yo, last night my bitch made some beatloaf. It was so good that I plowed her right on the dining room table and then came back for seconds.
beatloaf by brutus beastcake April 20, 2011
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Beatloaf
A haggered looking chick that tends to be over weight and /or chubbkins in the gut section and legs. Her legs also tend to jiggle and swagger from side to side when she waddles around.
Peter: Hey bro, how was your night last night?
Henry: Dude I was so bamboozled i hooked up with some random chick, did you get a good look at her?
Peter: BRO!!!! that chick was total beatloaf!!
Henry: Dude I was so bamboozled i hooked up with some random chick, did you get a good look at her?
Peter: BRO!!!! that chick was total beatloaf!!
Beatloaf by Papa John!!! September 26, 2009
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meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf
Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."
meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf by jpg3 July 7, 2011
beetloaf
There's no surprise about what beetloaf is - it's like meatloaf made with beets. The surprise is that it's delicious!
beetloaf by hapahacker January 22, 2011
boatloafer
1) A shoe you would wear on a boat, or to look like a boat guy, like sperrys.
2) a guy who dresses like he owns a boat (usually wears a captains hat or a scarf) but doesn’t have a boat. A boat poser.
2) a guy who dresses like he owns a boat (usually wears a captains hat or a scarf) but doesn’t have a boat. A boat poser.
boatloafer by Cyanid3vx December 18, 2022
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