Bread thing 

Euphemism for vaginal yeast infection producing large quantities of yeasty discharge resulting in a doughy like concoction in the panties, and the smell of a sushi bakery

Wow, I would go down on her unless your hungry! Shes got that bread thing...

Bread thing by neanderman October 16, 2011

greatest thing since sliced bread 

Basically the greatest thing of all time.

That's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

greatest thing since sliced bread by Ifyoudontknownowyaknow May 13, 2016

the best thing since sliced bread

a person says this to show how one apprieciates the other person or object; to show how much they like the person or object.

Chad-"Damn! Yo da best thing since sliced bread honey!"
Betty- "Give me yo numba and u will c the second best thing since sliced bread"

-or-

Tony- Wow! this video game is the best thing since sliced bread!

the best thing since sliced bread by --katy- June 20, 2006

best thing since sliced bread 

Idiot hyperbole. Best thing yet.

"His penis is the best thing since sliced bread!"

best thing since sliced bread by PseudoSam November 17, 2013

most exciting thing since sliced bread

This expression is used when a person does or tells you something you already know and thinks it is absolutely amazing.

Person 1: She got a hollywood wax for the first time.

Person 2: let me guess its the most exciting thing since sliced bread for her.

most exciting thing since sliced bread by sealion3 December 26, 2012

Bread Things

the Holy Food of placeboism

bread rolls with cheese and bacon melted on top

Bread Things by DeeDee Ramone January 2, 2005

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

who invented breathing by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021