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Euphemism for vaginal yeast infection producing large quantities of yeasty discharge resulting in a doughy like concoction in the panties, and the smell of a sushi bakery
Wow, I would go down on her unless your hungry! Shes got that bread thing...
by neanderman October 16, 2011
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the condition of someones head being completely up their ass so that the ass cheeks rest completely on the shoulders
that dude has a bad case of cranial rectosis look his nose made his belly button an outey!
by neanderman February 7, 2010
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When an Episiotomy goes horribly wrong, leaving the woman with a lack of distinction between her Vagina and her anus
Her baby wrecked her! yeah the doc gave her episiotomy that left her with a vaganus.
by neanderman November 5, 2011
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