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Take the bread out of the oven 

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.
Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven 

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.
"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."

break out that emacs 

Popularized by Mark Zuckerberg in his blog and the motion picture "The Social Network." Anytime you use emacs. Hell, anytime you use any text editor. You know what? Whenever you're on a computer, doing anything at all.
Time to break out that emacs and edit that file.

break out 

1) to leave a place, sometimes forcefully
2) to get out of a rut
3) to suddenly experience large numbers of zits, usually on one's face

NOTE: Break out is NOT the opposite of break in.
1)
As soon as I realized I had fallen for the old "go to bed at 2 with a 10, get up at 10 with a 2" scam, I knew I had to break out of that joint ASAP.

2)
I broke out of my dating slump by scoring a threesome with the Olsen twins and doing Mary Kate indabutt.

3)
I tricked her into letting me give her the money shot by telling her it would prevent her face from breaking out.
break out by Nick D January 29, 2004

break out 

1.To flee from a fight.
2.Desperse a group in order to confuse authorities. Usually in all directions.
3.A large amount of ance build-up.
1.Break Out! The teacher is coming!
2.Hold the drugs, break out!
3.Damn girl, you sure had a breakout..
break out by AFY February 27, 2004

broad out 

To act like some nutty woman would in that particular situation. To behave precisely like some ignored girlfriend who is bitching at her boyfriend about shit he doesn't care about -- probably stuff that doesn't matter to anyone except her. This is not specifically reserved for women, and in fact is more applicable towards males. To act generally bizarrely, unbalanced and quite possibly overly-feminine in a situation that does not warrant it.
I was just sitting there trying to play some video games when my buddy broaded out on me because I didn't notice he just got a haircut and that his pants make his ass look good. As he was running away, hands flapping and crying, I yelled, "Oh man, don't broad out on me again -- I just lost my last life!"
broad out by A. Nonimouse. January 17, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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