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Toot Braunstein 

Fictional character from the first animated reality tv show "Drawn Together". Erratic, fat, and cutter. She makes up for her fatness with her awesome personality and humorous role as "the bitch".
Toot Braunstein: So fine, if I can't be the sex symbol, then i can definitely be the BITCH!!!.
Toot Braunstein by sdignldiurng December 25, 2010

Chet Brunstein 

Your average Joe, just a generic male character that's just generally uninteresting.
Bro, the male player character in this game is just Chet Brunstein, how dumb.
Chet Brunstein by JT_Lich July 17, 2022

Braunstone BBQ 

Where a police car is set on fire with the police officers still inside. Usualy seen around the Braunstone estates and offen caused by 'chavs'
"you coming to braunstone park for the firework display? I hear they are having a braunstone bbq"

"ey you see those coppers over there? they tried to nick me for stealing from the shires the other day, lets bbq em"
Braunstone BBQ by slim_glf September 15, 2007

baumstein 

An uncoordinated person who often drops things and breaks things due to his incoordination.
The baumstein dropped the vase.
baumstein by dbaum April 24, 2014

Ethel Baumstein

The term to describe a delusional, mentally unstable but thoroughly lovely old woman, who thinks she is black.
'Man 1: "Yeah bro this MKAT is fucking wicked."
Man 2: "Lemme have a key, wanna test it first"
Ethel Baumstein: "Ah no now me bwoys, dont a all ofchu be slingin all around dat sheeit on my home turf or yas gon be gettin yaself sliiiiiced up honeychile'
Ethel Baumstein by trippyqueen August 30, 2012

carrie brownstein

carrie brownstein won’t shut up about verisimilitude
carrie brownstein by nick foster jokes September 17, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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