brand bitch 

A slave to brand name, high-end, luxury clothing.

Phil is such a brand bitch. He won't wear a suit unless it's Hugo Boss or Armani.

brand bitch by cherryblossom September 13, 2007

off brand bitch 

A generic ass bitch, not only can't afford to be the real thing, but doesn't have what it takes to be the real thing.

Get a load of this off brand bitch over here tryna be me

off brand bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 8, 2022

brand name bitch

someone who wears only brand name clothing, or uses brand name products

Omg! tracey is such a brand name bitch! she won't wear anything other then billabong!

brand name bitch by <3Jen<3 June 25, 2006

Brand Name Bitch

Someone who will only wear brand names. Also someone who is a bitch. And most of the time will wear revieling clothing.

"I went into lu lu lemon the other day and that freak with the glasses from english was there. Who does she think she is?" that is a brand name bitch

Brand Name Bitch by LillyJoeCo December 17, 2012

band bitch 

One who will do pretty much anything for their marching band. Usually, but not always a drum major or color guard captain, most of the time forced into "helping out" (such as opening doors, handing out drill sheets and/or schedules, demostrating proper marching technique, etc.) by the band director. Sometimes they come in the form of aspiring drum majors or color guard captains, hoping to butter up to the director.

"Hey why is Mary handing out all those band schedules?"
"Well, she wants to be a drum major. She could be next year-she's already a band bitch."

band bitch by fastencollective August 26, 2007

bland bitch 

A female or male that does or says something rude or disrespectful in a bland, deflating humorous manner for joking and comedic purposes.

Abby: “You better not be talking to your dumbass gross ass girlfriend”
Emily: “She may be a dumbass but shes smarter then you”
Abby: “Emily Ritchardson you’re a bland bitch”

bland bitch by Nip nip February 21, 2018

brand bitches 

women of low self esteem who find solace and validation for their otherwise shallow existence by constantly referring to brand names and/or prominently displaying them on their clothing for others tho see under the erroneous notion that this will impress those around them and fool them into thinking that they are wealthy, intelligent, talented and/or important persons in the societies in which they live. Brand bitches are often times wealthy, but rarely are they intelligent, talented and/or important to society at large. They often flock in groups which helps to sustain and perpetuate their collective illusion.

Looka doze brand bitches, struttin' dey stuff down da street like a walkin' billboard. Ho bitches, Calvin Klein be laughin' his ass all the way to the bank wif yo money you paid him to advertise his threads.

brand bitches by Mr. Carl Cunnilanguage September 29, 2004