Bran flakes 

A ceral that tastes somewhere in between cardboard and shit.

"I shat on a piece of cardboard and it tasted better than bran flakes"

Bran flakes by xxdeathbytoasterxx January 11, 2012

bran flakes 

a word used to describe boring and dullness

ayo have you seen bob he's pretty bran flakes

bran flakes by branmanfan52 March 16, 2022

Bran flake 

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.

Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"

Bran flake by easy_eh May 13, 2023

Branflake™

Some famous myspacer that's cool as hell.

Dayum i met Branflake™ and you didn't. Be jealous :P

Branflake™ by tieFOOOON December 16, 2007

Branflake 

Someone who consistently hangs out with people he actually enjoys being around.

Wow he sees you all the time?! He's such a Branflake!

Branflake by NoobNasty October 8, 2008

Branflaketastic 

Robin and Heather eating toasted sandwiches, filled with a hodgepodge of kitchen condements and fixens. Presumably bran flakes.

"Hey! Remember when Robin and heather made those toasted sandwiches? That was branflaketastic."

Branflaketastic by Tape_leg June 20, 2007

branflake 

A consistently unreliable person; one who agrees to do something, but never follows through with it.

He's such a branflake! He said he was gonna bust up that wigga with us but backed out again.

branflake by GruberGangster August 1, 2008