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Brainstem 

A state, usually precipitated by drinking and drug use, that approaches catatonia. Although common symptoms are indistinguishable from those of a coma, certain individuals may inexplicably maintain random higher brain functions, such as speech, and sexual ardor. May also be used as an adjective or descriptor.
1. Oh man... stay away from Noodles. He's gone brainstem.

2. That stupid brainstem Billy just tried to grab my boobs!

Brainstem by dayvudd February 12, 2008
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brainstem 

used interchangeably with blowjob. See also nerl; scully; blowjob; flowbee.
"I went home with dat bitch from the club last night, and ya know I had to get me some brainstem 'n shit."
brainstem by Chirs Bailey December 10, 2003

Brainstem 

A term used for people who do not use higher levels of thinking, ergo reference their penis when making decisions.
Guy1:Man I want to smack up that bitch
Guy2:You some kind of Brainstem? fool...

Holy shit, stop humping my leg you Brainstem
Brainstem by Jeff Wong January 11, 2009

braintellectual 

A portmanteau of the words brain and intellectual that describes individuals whose intellectual capabilities are so great that they understand this word and probably more complex subject matter too.

The opposite of brainlet.

It is very commonly used in a sarcastic manner.
It can be used as an adjective or a noun.
Bradon, you got really high grades so that means you're a braintellectual
Justus, in all his braintellectual musical genius, exclaimed "the percussionist sets the tempo!"
While brainlet Chads are busy fucking whores, a braintellectual such as me will be busy doing your mom!

brainspeed 

A term describing combined intelligence and cognitive processing speed.
You can’t learn brainspeed, you either got it or you don’t!
brainspeed by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Toot Braunstein 

Fictional character from the first animated reality tv show "Drawn Together". Erratic, fat, and cutter. She makes up for her fatness with her awesome personality and humorous role as "the bitch".
Toot Braunstein: So fine, if I can't be the sex symbol, then i can definitely be the BITCH!!!.
Toot Braunstein by sdignldiurng December 25, 2010

brainstorm

verb:
to suggest a lot of ideas for (a future activity) very quickly before considering some of them more carefully.
They brainstormed and mapped plans for dealing with problems like affordable housing and the budget shortfall.
brainstorm by Frida Döerr August 21, 2008
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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