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brandong 

a common typo for the name "brandon". although it refers to a specific person, the term "brandong" may be used to describe any conceited fat son of a bitch that pretends they're good at everything when in actuality, they suck.
example 1:
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY PAINTBALL GUN.
person 2: (to person 3) ..wow, he's being such a brandong.
person 3: indeed.

example 2:
"That brandong can suck my dick cause i can beat him with my eyes closed."
brandong by 2 buds December 24, 2007
One who is making history on a daily basis
Bro when i saved that ship from sinking it was such a bragdon thing to do!
bragdon by hfoiruhgyoirgi August 3, 2012

Brandonghey 

Feeling the urge to watch Bravo or Lifetime, the Brandonghey is known for fancying fondue and rounds of Jenga.
Brandonghey enjoys Bravo and Lifetime
Brandonghey by 66crash October 3, 2006

dylan bragdon

The dumbest, most annoying motherfucker is the entire world. If you see a Dylan Bragdon, shoot him on sight and or keep walking.
dylan bragdon by sevVvered April 28, 2014
A skinny man who is incredibly based. He is about 5’11 but swears he’s 6’2. One of the best people of all time.
Look at that guy he’s skinny and tall his name must be Bragdon
Bragdon by ChodeMister69420 June 19, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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