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affirmative blaction 

A cheapshot program mandated by some government agencies and institutions to give preference to Africans based on their skin color alone, it can be used by females and certain other races as well, but africans are the main benefactor, hence the definition.
I can't believe it...I lost a spot at UM even though I have a higher test score to the other guy due to Affirmative Blaction giving him a 20 point raise in the test scores! /=(
affirmative blaction by Piranha October 26, 2004
noun. A portmanteau of black and action
Like regular action but black
Shaft: it's time to stop lazing around and take some serious blaction!!

I've had enough vanilla baby! i wanna get me some blaction!
Blaction by SexyMexicanMaid October 17, 2008

Affirmative Blaction 

A government policy established by white liberal politicians who already have two incomes and won't be discommoded by not being able to get a job because they are white males.

A government policy that favors giving jobs and entitlements to NON white, NON male people because they are not white and not male, without regard to their real need. These policies are created by white liberals who want non-white people to vote for them. To keep getting these votes, the liberals MUST keep the non-white people in a subservient position.
I have been denied several jobs and a seat in a graduate program because of Affirmative Blaction.

Waffle-bration 

Celebrating with waffles
SomeJack: hey what's on for later ?
DifferentJack: it's waffle-bration night bro
Waffle-bration by AnotherJack January 1, 2014
An abbreviated form of the word "celebration."
A social gathering, especially for pleasure or amusement.
"Wow, she really threw a great bration!"
"Let's go out brationing!"
"I'm so hung over, we brationed all last night!"
bration by Michelle Gilbert May 5, 2006

Faux-bration 

When you have your mobile phone on silent (vibration only) and it feels like it's vibrating. But when you check your phone, there are no message or missed call notifications.
Your mate keeps digging his phone out of his pocket every five minutes complaining that it keeps vibrating. To which you can only reply sounds like faux-bration to me.
Faux-bration by dastardlydal May 24, 2010