The act of making a poor joke, making a buzzkill, or doing other negative things during a funny moment. Usually the people witnessing a Braxton being pulled, will awkwardly stop laughing.
Every girl wants to be with a Bratton because they are so smart, handsome, funny, fun, and a Bratton could just make your day great. Bratton's are often very athletic swimmers who are in good shape. They are kind and only want to help and give to others. They love to hunt and spend time with friends and family as much as they can. To be a Bratton is an honor!
Bratton is so handsome in every feature.
I wish I could be Bratton.
Oh my gosh it's Bratton.
A gorgeous compassionate boy who loves with all he can give. He is sweet and a wonderful lover. Although he may be insecure, his passion and ability to love just make him all the more irresistible. His lack to be able to commit only makes him loved and cared about even more than he already is by the girl who loves him. He is loved by many but mostly by one, the girl who loves him not only wants the best for him but understands his hesitancy to be in love. He is smart, loving and intense. He is amazing.
Braxtoner is someone who's basically up for and okay with anything and everything and probably the most chill person you ever met, without taking any drugs.
Guy: Hey you want to jump off this roof?
Braxtoner: hmmummhm, alright yeah sure why not.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.