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tug boating 

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.
Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....
tug boating by ohohface247 December 11, 2012
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Boat Drink 

Nautical Definition: An alcohlic beverage (typically with RUM) served topless to the captain, crew or guests onboard a sailing vessel.
For his efforts in ensuring an excellent day of fun on the water sailing, some female guests served the captain a true Boat Drink to show their appreciation.
Boat Drink by Billy BoneZ November 16, 2011

boat rot 

a group of artists indulging in making themselves hot sexy pirate people
“Girl help im boat rotting”
“The boat rot is too strong”
“Get it bestfriend i guess”
boat rot by definitely not velvet February 4, 2021

Boating accident 

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.
i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.
Boating accident by Ave End May 28, 2018

Mississippi Steam Boat 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman and you take a giant rip from your vape and blow it down her anus. Next you jam your penis in and with every thrust smoke will bellow from around your penis.
Logan makes the weirdest faces when he is getting ass fucked during a Mississippi steam boat!
Mississippi Steam Boat by Big_Jake66 September 4, 2019

Boatington bumps 

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection
Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain
Boatington bumps by Nick boatington November 4, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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