boxwine 

boxwine: (n) A shortened version of saying boxed wine. A convenient alternative.

boxwine (adj) Describing a state of mind or person who has been drinking above mentioned "boxwine" or boxed wine ,similar to that of Franzia, since noon.

boxwine (adj) something that is cheaply packaged but yields results.

(ADJ) ex: Eric is all boxwined up since he works at 5 a.m. and gets home at noon...I need to get caught up!

(ADJ) ex: That stripper that I took to the V.I.P. last night had very few teeth ...but she was a boxwine fo' sure!

boxwine by winkle2u February 15, 2012

Jane Boxwine 

An American woman with average to low IQ and questionable hobbies or tastes. The female equivalent to Joe Sixpack.

Joe Sixpack and Jane Boxwine are not going to understand those issues.

Jane Boxwine by Jay Enef January 2, 2009

Box wine 

Vaginal bleeding women get once every month.

1.
Marie: "Uhhh, i'm not feeling too good"
Brad: "Aw what's wrong?"
Marie: "...box wine"

2.
Adam: "Hey sexy, i'm feeling horny, you free tonight?"
Sarah: "I can't tonight...unless you don't mind box wine?"

Box wine by JennyTerror February 5, 2014

box wine 

Low-budget wine, sold in a cardboard box. A staple of office parties and cheap fund-raisers.

"Get a plastic cup, I brought a whole box of white zinfandel!"

box wine by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

Boswine 

A local folk legend in the rural areas of Louisiana known for his quick wit and hard drinking style and enormous penis. Adored by all that meet him and offten imitated but never duplicated this man is truly an american hero and role model to all that meet him.

Did you see boswine fight that bear? I bet superman wears boswine pajamas to bed, Did you hear that boswine sleeps with a nightlite on because the dark is affraid of boswine, the boogie man checks under his bed for boswine before he goes to sleep

Boswine by sexycountrygurl1983 July 16, 2011

box wine 

Stereotypical drink of whites as coined by Dave Chappelle on his show "Chapelle's Show".

(in white mans voice)"Box of whine... Puts me right out..."

box wine by jake May 13, 2005

Boswine 

The true definition of a Boswine is a large nosed, often drunk, loud, opinionated, often mistaken for a Jew, drunken friend piss pad, mananger of the Hotel de Whore in Pollock Louisiana where you may sleep with women and stain his Egyptian sheets with your seed, fantasy football Nazi, but all around good guy.

Hey remember that time Ottis put toothpicks under Boswine's wipers because he made out with the girl that just got finished puking in the parking lot?

Boswine by PawneePud August 26, 2011