boxwine

boxwine: (n) A shortened version of saying boxed wine. A convenient alternative.

boxwine (adj) Describing a state of mind or person who has been drinking above mentioned "boxwine" or boxed wine ,similar to that of Franzia, since noon.

boxwine (adj) something that is cheaply packaged but yields results.
(ADJ) ex: Eric is all boxwined up since he works at 5 a.m. and gets home at noon...I need to get caught up!

(ADJ) ex: That stripper that I took to the V.I.P. last night had very few teeth ...but she was a boxwine fo' sure!
by winkle2u February 15, 2012
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Jane Boxwine

An American woman with average to low IQ and questionable hobbies or tastes. The female equivalent to Joe Sixpack.
Joe Sixpack and Jane Boxwine are not going to understand those issues.
by Jay Enef January 02, 2009
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