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The true definition of a Boswine is a large nosed, often drunk, loud, opinionated, often mistaken for a Jew, drunken friend piss pad, mananger of the Hotel de Whore in Pollock Louisiana where you may sleep with women and stain his Egyptian sheets with your seed, fantasy football Nazi, but all around good guy.
Hey remember that time Ottis put toothpicks under Boswine's wipers because he made out with the girl that just got finished puking in the parking lot?
by PawneePud August 25, 2011
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