Boswine 

A local folk legend in the rural areas of Louisiana known for his quick wit and hard drinking style and enormous penis. Adored by all that meet him and offten imitated but never duplicated this man is truly an american hero and role model to all that meet him.

Did you see boswine fight that bear? I bet superman wears boswine pajamas to bed, Did you hear that boswine sleeps with a nightlite on because the dark is affraid of boswine, the boogie man checks under his bed for boswine before he goes to sleep

Boswine by sexycountrygurl1983 July 16, 2011

Boswine 

The true definition of a Boswine is a large nosed, often drunk, loud, opinionated, often mistaken for a Jew, drunken friend piss pad, mananger of the Hotel de Whore in Pollock Louisiana where you may sleep with women and stain his Egyptian sheets with your seed, fantasy football Nazi, but all around good guy.

Hey remember that time Ottis put toothpicks under Boswine's wipers because he made out with the girl that just got finished puking in the parking lot?

Boswine by PawneePud August 26, 2011

bossine

(adj) Like a boss.

Feline means like a cat, bovine means like a cow, bossine means like a boss.

Mr. Samberg:
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memo (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)

Mr. Samberg is bossine.

bossine by bobwinning June 11, 2011

Beswined 

Adj. The condition of being infected and layed-low by the Swine Flu (H1N1 Virus)

I stayed home and missed my exam because I was beswined.

Beswined by commisaro November 26, 2009

Jane Boxwine 

An American woman with average to low IQ and questionable hobbies or tastes. The female equivalent to Joe Sixpack.

Joe Sixpack and Jane Boxwine are not going to understand those issues.

Jane Boxwine by Jay Enef January 2, 2009

boxwine 

boxwine: (n) A shortened version of saying boxed wine. A convenient alternative.

boxwine (adj) Describing a state of mind or person who has been drinking above mentioned "boxwine" or boxed wine ,similar to that of Franzia, since noon.

boxwine (adj) something that is cheaply packaged but yields results.

(ADJ) ex: Eric is all boxwined up since he works at 5 a.m. and gets home at noon...I need to get caught up!

(ADJ) ex: That stripper that I took to the V.I.P. last night had very few teeth ...but she was a boxwine fo' sure!

boxwine by winkle2u February 15, 2012