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Bowsette 

Bowser with the Super Crown item.

The game, New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe, released a new item called a Super Crown. The item allows Toadette to turn into a new version of herself called Peachette. When the internet saw this they made their own version involving Bowser.
Peach is gross, but I would smash Bowsette
-Luigi
Bowsette by TaiSao September 26, 2018
Pronounced (bowl)-(lit). Early 80's haircut. Bowl cut + Mullet = Bowlet.
The magnitude of that bowlet is off the charts.
http://bestuff.com/stuff/bowlet
Bowlet by LouieC January 12, 2009

Bowsette 

A gender-bent Bowser, following Rule 63 of the Internet.
Bowsette has become all the rage, ever since someone posted a Twitter comic of him donning Princess Toadstool's Super Crown from the new Super Mario Bros U Deluxe, and turning into a rival for Mario's affections.
Bowsette by BornBlitzed September 24, 2018

Bowsette 

Super hot version of bowser that doesn’t turn you gay
Kid: I’m gonna see what’s trending on pornhub today
Kid: *clicks on Bowsette*
Kid: Mario rly stepping their game up
Bowsette by animelover678 October 2, 2018

Bowkett humour 

Where the geezer tells the joke, laughing at the joke and then has to explain it for a long period to all who don't get it. This eventually causes it to not be funny.
Guy 1: Did you not get the joke?

Guy 2: Nah I didn't, but don't start that Bowkett humour again !
Bowkett humour by BIGHITT3R April 23, 2016
a phrase used mostly by "white people" which came from the actual word bullet.
Siddiq: "Yo Timothy, i aske that girl Sheney out, buh she turned me down"

Timothy: "Ha, u fellin tight, boolett boolett"

"Siddiq punches Timothy"
boolett by Jamal the 3rd January 4, 2009